Copy link to clipboard. Lloyd ... "Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Harry ... "According to the map we've only gone about four inches. Alright. Lloyd ... "5 to 1?" ", "Yeah right! ", dumb-bullshit.wav "Aspen." Lloyd: "You're it, Quitzies." You’re right and it’s hilarious how defensive people get when you mention that audio books are not the same as books, because you can tell they know you’re right and it makes them insecure. I Love this!!!!! ", dumb-boozin.wav ", Lloyd: "We've got no food. ", "No no no, you can't triple stamp a double stamp. Flying somewhere? ", Harry: "That was geinius Lloyd... shear genius. I think I just... Yeah, I just had an idea. Harry: "No Way!" Lloyd ... "I'm gonna get ya! ", dumb-fired.wav ", "You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for ya buddy. I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog. All the sounds retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies (read the full disclaimer), Latest Film Sound Bites (Audio Clips, Ringtones). Harry ... "Maybe it's on the briefcase, look on the--." Let's put another shrimp on the barbie. I knew it started with an "S" though", Harry: "Nice set of hooters you have there." where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Lloyd: "Just go man. Translate You so dumb. ??? ", Harry: "My parakeet Peetie, he's dead." Harry: That's a special feeling Lloyd. Report. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident. Software. You guys are so dumb. Create the best meme sounds and soundboards using Blerp. All audio files are in wav and mp3 format. ", "Ah, I saw the luggage. ", "I was thinking the same thing. ", Flight Director: "Sir, you can't go in there." Come on, I don't even know the guy's name. Mary: "Really, that's weird." 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It's moments like these when someone tried and failed, but things ended up working out in the end, that we cherish. Antione Dodson ‘Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife’ original interview is considered to be one of the best news interviews ever. A fun, Christmas themed quiz Game 7,352 Views (Everyone) Are You Dumb? You really want to get in, find out as much as you can about the guy who designed the system. I figured it out all by... Well, whenever I design a system, I always put in a simple password that only I know about. Still pretty funny too after all these years. [Laughing] How about quarter to eight." An illustration of a 3.5" floppy disk. increadibly romantic time together. Well see ya later. How would you do it? Lloyd: "10-1." I don't gamble." Wolfgirl1998 ... Are You Dumb? We got no jobs. I got this thing all figured. ", Harry: "Yeah, I called her And then...huh...oh boy...huh... about a week later, right Halloween Lloyd and Harry play an all-out game of their version of tag. - Well, whenever I design a system, I always put in a simple password that only I know about. Lloyd: "You're It!" You've seen the video - now the lives of those charmingly dumb characters are in your hands. don't you go dying on me! Harry: "His head fell off!" ", dumb-hooters.wav Funny posts and dumb memes that went equal parts right and wrong. I was way off! The Adventist church has a standing policy: Adventists must not marry non- Adventists. Writing this gave me a new light. in MP3 format just chose MP3 format and wait until the link wil be generated. Lloyd ... "Mmm, that sounds good, I'll have that.". You are really dumb, for real!" ", Lloyd: "First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I got that romantic, old fashioned feeling where I'd do anything to bone her." We got no jobs. I got this thing all figured. ", "Hey!, I guess they're right. Lloyd: "Tic Tac sir? Translate You are so dumb. Translate You are so stupid. With no staff, the support of patrons allows me, David McRaney, to devote long hours to producing new content. 58 likes. ", Harry: "No sir, I W-w-w-w-w-wouldn't..." You know, I don't think we have enough gas money. ", "(Reading a framed headline) No Way! It's right here... Samsonite! Lloyd: "(Reading a framed headline) No Way! ",