Lloyd: Yeah, we're in the Rockies. are you dumb bitch. Harry: "You're on." 12 People So Sensitive, You Already Hurt Their Feelings 26 Clever Comments That Hit Their Mark 26 Times Someone Found Out They Might Be Dumb So Dumb, You Know? How about quarter to eight." increadible. you seem to be an expert of this area, so i'll bend my soon three-years college soundtechnician education to your splendid and grand knowledge of audio. A line drawing of the Internet Archive headquarters building façade. ", Harry: "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this." All audio files are in wav and mp3 format. Copy link to clipboard. ", "You can't triple stamp a double stamp Lloyd. Harry ... "Go look at the fun bags on that hose hound. ... Holy shit I remember this from so long ago. 2015-02-26T22:13:11Z Comment by RealNishaa. /* dumbdumber */ We've got no job, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Lloyd: "Oh yeah!, they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident. 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Discover your favorite sound bites, sonic branding, and voice clips here on blerp. But this is more than just a book about boys being dumb. R.I.P Speedy . We need the support of readers just like you to continue our work. Mary: "So, you'll pick me up tonight at 7:45?" You are really dumb, for real!" Harry ... "Skis huh?" ... "Let's not.". I was way off. Yo mama so dumb she put sugar on her pillow because she wanted sweet dreams. Harry: "Lloyd!" A fun, Christmas themed quiz Game 7,352 Views (Everyone) Are You Dumb? You Are Not So Smart is a celebration of self-delusion. A fun, Christmas themed quiz Game 7,352 Views (Everyone) Are You Dumb? Choose an amount for a monthly pledge or a single donation below. Yeah. picking up his tab and gets away with it scott free. Lady ... "That's right." ", Harry: "No sir, I W-w-w-w-w-wouldn't..." ! Christmas by SIGNE. That way, whenever I want to get back in, I can bypass whatever security they've added on. You Are So Dumb. Lloyd: "Yeah, he must work out. Based on the popular blog of the same name, You Are Not So Smart collects more than 46 of the lies we tell ourselves everyday. The reason you should always choose a dumb tv is because you will get a better quality panel for the same price. ", dumb-annoy.wav up. "ah you are so dumb you are really dumb" is an audio clip, sound button, sound meme, found on blerp! You are really dumb, for real! Dumb and Dumber Audio Clips Dumb and Dumber WAVs Dumb and Dumber Sound Bites Seniors.wav (133K) Lloyd: Hey, I guess they're right. Lloyd: "Ah, I saw the luggage. ", : "(Looking at a couple walking by)" Harry: "OK, 7:45. The copyrighted, unlicensed movie samples are shorter in comparison to the original movie. Lloyd ... "5 to 1?" ", Lloyd: "(Hits Harry with a balled up piece of trash) Hey, I was wondering when you were gonna get up. ", "(Hits Harry with a balled up piece of trash) Hey, I was wondering when you were gonna get up. Images. See what's new with book lending at the Internet Archive. It guided me through the nights where I felt so alone and mended the wounds I never thought I'd heal. Dumb and Dumber Audio Clips Dumb and Dumber WAVs Dumb and Dumber Sound Bites Seniors.wav (133K) Lloyd: Hey, I guess they're right. So the guy tricked some sucker into Harry: "Maybe on the breifcase. Lloyd: Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, Lloyd: "What do you mean you don't bet?" ", Lloyd: "Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Share to iMessage. Dash through crazy and chaotic levels as you compete against others as your favourite Bean. You know I don't think we have enough gas money. Motorcycle Cop: "You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for ya buddy." You are so dumb. Correction, eight redbirds two degrees past apogee. They yours?" Software An illustration of two photographs. ANNNNNK!!!". 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