A 6.0 earthquake hits the Nation's Capitol.  This must be God's plan to get Washington moving again.


When the quake hit, a crowd gathered in front of the IRS building, yelling, "Fall, baby, fall".



The Obamas are on Martha's Vineyard, the Gingrichs are in Hawaii, Mitt Romney is taking a break from his previous statement and Rick Perry is on  hunting trip in front of the Federal Reserve

Although President Obama is on Martha's Vineyard, his presidential office travels with him.   Although Gingrich is in Hawaii, his delusional presidential chances travel with him.


After Newt made a campaign speech on the island of Maui, he said, "and now -- on to Guam."


While the White House was empty, Joe Biden snuck into the Oval Office to sit at the president's desk.   And there was Hillary.


On the anniversary of Elvis' death, Michele Bachmann wished him a happy birthday.  Is there a Hallmark card for this?

From the winner of the Iowa poll

To the living-dead of Rock and Roll.

Getting votes from your ans, that's my endeavor.

Happy Birthday or Deathday.  Whatever.


If you drew a diagram tracing the trajectories of the debt ceiling congressional labyrinth, that diagram would resemble Charlie Sheen's brain scan.

Politicians love using words as decoys. "Revenue" is used by Democrats who think that people are too stupid to know that revenue means tax hikes.

Read more: 08/01/2011

No sooner was America pulled off the railroad tracks from the oncoming train of financial ruin than we learned that Apple has more money than the federal government. Could iGov have stopped the train?

Apple's larger treasury makes the U.S. of A literally a second-rate power. When Obama says, "we need jobs." He's talking about Steve.

Read more: 08/02/11

The case against Kindle: You can't use it to prop up a wobbly table.

Would you rather have an attorney whose office is lined with rows of serious law books, as opposed to a Kindle sitting on an empty shelf?

Read more: 08/05/2011

We were told that unless we raised the debt ceiling the stock market would nosedive. So we did. And it did.

If America's bond rating is devalued from Triple A to Double A -- in baseball terms we will be the Toledo Mud Hens.

Read more: 08/03/2011

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