Headlines that I missed this summer:

"Thousands of demonstrators arrested in Hong Kong charged with impersonating Patrick Henry!"

"Weather Bureau to Name Next Hurricane "Dorian Gray" Hoping That it will Morph into a Gentle 5MPH breeze."

"Polls Indicate that Nobody Cares What Polls Indicate."

"Dog Whistle Manufacturer Recalls Thousands of it's Whistles when Discovered They Could Only Be Heard by Humans."

You read it here first: Trump is a trade-monger.