I have come out of retirement about ten times in the last six months. This week's reason: Greenland.

Rumors abound about Trump's desire to buy Greenland, the Maui of the north.

Yes, the surfing and the sunbathing would make Mar-a-Lago Greenland special.

Would Denmark be willing to throw in Iceland as a matched set?

Apparently not if Denmark's response is any indication: "Take your offer and shove it up your fjord."