True to tradition, Wednesday’s debate consisted of jokes masquerading as candidates.
The candidates stood at a podium strategically placed in front of Ronald Reagan’s Air Force One in a naked display of fuselage envy.
Arriving at the Library, an empty car pulled up and Scott Walker got out.
In a hawkish mood, the candidates pledged to put boots on the ground, to wipe out Planned Parenthood, otherwise known as ISIL, whose officials have been known to eat babies.
Referring to the middle class, Donald Trump said, ‘“I’ve met them all and believe me — some of them are really great people.”
Carly Fiorina deflated Trump like an NFL football. The blusterer has no clothes.