Cleveland, Day One:
Rudy Guliani missed his distemper shot.
In the words of Melania Trump: "Donald and I met when he was teaching law at the University of Chicago."
Cleveland, Day Two:
The glassy-eyed mob shouts "guilty" to Chris Christie's anti-Hillary harangue. Christie is caught plagiarizing Pontius Pilate.
Cleveland, Day Three:
After being booed, Ted Cruz was so mad, he may shut down the government -- again.
Veep hopeful, Mike Pence to the rescue. Trump is so wild, they had to put a governor on him.