With the new White House tax proposal, she's back. Put your hands together and give it up for Ms. Rosie Scenario!

Rosie will now sing her smash hit from the 80s, "When the Tide is Up, the Boats are Up".

Poor Rosie was missing for some time. She was on one of the boats that sank.

It didn't take the Obamas long to hop on the lecture circuit gravy train in the neighborhood of $400K per speech. Same neighborhood where Trump Tower is. Just sayin'.

Which raises my respect for Jimmy Carter who upon leaving the White House took up carpentry.
Truth be told, isn't the country better off if Trump plays more golf?

In the budget negotiations, the wall is off the table. And Mexico should pay for the table.

Bad NATO is now good NATO. Bad currency manipulating China is now good China. With the North Korean threat on the table, we need the good China.

Michael Flynn's new book: "Prison Reform Now".

Trump delivered a forceful speech decrying the Holocaust. Or as Breitbart called it, fake news.
If Missouri paves a Christian playground, does that constitute the establishment of a religion? Not unless the tar is mixed with feathers.

A clarification of the carrier, USS Carl Vinson: It was indeed headed south to warn the belligerent Australians.
April 15, 1912: The sinking of the Titanic. April 15, 2017: The Titanic becomes the symbol of the Trump ship of state.

We recently dropped a 22 thousand pound bomb on Afghanistan. That is one big bomb. It's as if we dropped the entire Trump administration on Afghanistan.

"I see where sexual harassment lives on at Fox News."
"Oh really?"
"No -- O'Reilly."

One missile strike in Syria. One bomb in Afghanistan. The parade down Fifth Avenue should be any day now.
Here's a dance that's all the rave
Strut around your big enclave.

Talk into your microwave
And do the Mar-a-Lago Tango.

A dance of betrayal around the floor
With a healthcare plan that screws the poor.
As corporations beg for more
That's the Mar-a-Lago Tango.

Climate change a hoax and that's a fact
So let's crank up the old smoke stacks.
Do the budget boogie, Meals on Wheels goes away
Then bend over forward for the NRA.

Kill Big Bird -- a prime suspect.
Put up a wall and make us write the check.
Your campaign promises were mostly dreck
As is the Mar-a-Lago Tango.

To slash federal programs, make a vow
Raising taxes, you won't allow.
Put your family on the payroll now.
And do the Mar-a-Lago Tango.
Coming soon to a book store near you -- "The Art of the Screw Up" by you know who!

Yes, the swamp held.

The downside: You get to keep your own president.

I know -- let's not boogie in the end zone. Nevertheless, hand me my pom poms.
The Congressional Budget Office says that Trump-Care would leave 24 million people uninsured. Or, as the bill classifies them, collateral damage.

This puts the CBO on Trump's enemies list, along with Planned Parenthood, the media and -- oh yeah -- ISIS. In that order of priority.

I believe Kellyanne Conway when shes suggests that Obama spied on Trump through Trump's microwave oven. I also believe that Kellyanne hears voices from her own toaster.

And I further believe that Trump's tax returns were prepared by H&R Crock.
"Mr. Sessions, did you or any members of the Trump Administration have any communication with the Russians?"
"Absolutely, nyet!"

Conservatives who hate government should take heart -- there is none. The art of governance is replaced by an ongoing series of investigations, probes, suspicions and assorted rat-fornications, to use the intellectual term.

We don't know for certain if President Trump's wires were tapped, but we can conclude that a few of his marbles have turned up missing.

Attention! The coup is coming! Perhaps the Ides of March! (signed) "The Deep State" aka the Republican Party.
In the revised travel ban, transgender Muslims will be given a list of seven countries where they may go to the bathroom.

Seeking to find the leakers in the White House, press secretary Sean Spicer has yet to rule out himself.

Chief of Staff, Rice Crispies to the Federal Bureau of Investigation: "Do your job and stop investigating."

At the CPAC conference, Stephen K Bannon, excuse me, Stephen KKK Bannon, received a standing ovation when he bit off the head of his live chicken.
Mitch McConnell muzzles Elizabeth Warren for impugning the character of fellow senator, Jeff Sessions, but Warren persisted. That was one defective muzzle.

Warren was in violation of Senate Rule 19: "Thou shalt not read a letter from Coretta Scott King." Not to be confused with Rule 20: "Thou shalt not read letters from Mrs. Medgar Evers or Mrs. Malcolm X."

Appellate court rules against Trump ban on travel from 7 Muslim countries that have Nordstrom outlets.

Kellyanne Conway appears on "Fox & Friends" sporting her fresh "Buy Ivanka" tattoo.

Betsy DeVos confirmed as Secretary of Education and announces plan to put inkwells in all the public schools.

Before Japanese Prime Minister Abe and President Trump play golf, Steve Bannon whispers to Abe: "Let him win if you want to see Hiroshima again."

Thus ended Week Three.