As drug prices continue to soar, many of these medicines have the same side effect: poverty.

Big Pharma response: The rarer the disease, the higher the cost of the prescribed med. If only one person in a million ever had a headache, an aspirin tablet might cost $100.

Political response: Drug prices are speech.

There will be more Flint, Michigan's in mostly poor neighborhoods. Tragically, people of color will draw water of color.

Hillary and Bernie held a debate in Flint to make idle promises while drinking bottled water off camera.

What was the point? To tell the people of Flint to hang in until we have a Democratic president?

I would call this Watergate but I understand the label has been taken.

Can the governor of Michigan be thrown out? It's a lead pipe cinch.

Trump's new campaign slogan: Size Matters.

At Thursday's debate, an intellectual peak was reached when Trump boasted about the size of his Hammond organ, only he wasn't referring to a Hammond organ.

Had it been any other candidate, this would have been his swan schlong, but alas, not for Mr. Trump.

He is altogether too cocksure of himself and the evidence should be laid on the table.

As the old song goes "Try to remember the size of your member..."

How ugly is this getting? Some Trump supporters have burned a cross in front of Marco Rubio's house.

At least Marco has won a singular victory -- Minnesota. Which puts him in solidarity with that other one-state wonder -- Walter Mondale.

I couldn't stay up late enough, but I believe Dr. Ben Carson won in American Samoa.

Six New Jersey newspapers call for Governor Chris Christie to resign. Rushing back home, Christie found his desk out at the curb.

Donald Trump and Pope Francis walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Welcome your Holiness, what an honor!" Then, the bartender welcomes the pope.

As Trump insults and bullies his way, unscathed, toward the nomination, Hillary is under federal investigation. The issue is Teflon-equality.

In order to keep his momentum going, Trump must increase his insult rate. Remaining groups to be smeared include butterfly collectors, Girl Scouts, and nuns.

If President Obama nominates a republican to the Supreme Court, Mitch McConnell says, no way. If Obama nominated Jesus Christ, Mitch would say there are three Jews on the Court already.

Bulletin: Chris Christie endorses Trump. We're going to need a bigger clown car.
An update from DC -- District of Conspiracies: President Obama had Justice Scalia murdered.

This bile comes from the same flat-earth vermin who believe that John Wilkes Booth had an affair with Eleanor Roosevelt.

It's an American tradition. Whenever a celebrity dies, lift up a rock and you will find a radio talk show host holding a smoking conspiracy.

Then you have liberal conspiracy theorists who question Scalia's heart attack, saying he had no heart.
God called Justice Scalia home while Obama was still in office. If this doesn't prove that God is a liberal, I don't know what does. 

Ironic how Scalia's fellow republican constitutional originalists want to rewrite the Constitution: "When a justice dies, his successor must be nominated no sooner than a year later by a Republican president."

If Hillary is elected, whom would she want on the Court? Hint: it would get Bill out of the house.

What will historians call this mess -- "Scaliagate"? "Obama's Revenge"? How about "McConnell's Hives"?
The people of New Hampshire have spoken. And they said, "get off my lawn."

The winners -- Trump and Sanders. Which shows what happens when you give the vote to 18-year-olds.

There they were -- some wearing shorts in New Hampshire in February while believing that they won't have to pay tuition next semester. And thanks to Bernie, snake oil is free.

Twenty-something's voting for a 74-year-old. A classic example of Common Core math.

Trump's promise to make America great again should resonate in South Carolina which was never that great to begin with. 

Barbara Bush to the rescue! Going to New Hampshire to bring her boy home.

Prediction: Evangelical Christians would support Bernie Sanders if they realized that their lord and savior was a socialist.

Marco Rubio, an ethnic, one-term senator. Gee, we've never tried that before.

Congrats to Ted Cruz, the first Canadian-born candidate to win the Iowa Caucus. Ted has dual citizenship -- Canada and Pluto.

Marco Rubio made a stirring victory speech. An aide said, "when he's finished, somebody tell him he came in third."

Funny, I always thought of Trump as number two. In his speech he took the high road, a place he had never been before.

O'Malley and Santorum each wound up at one percent, thereby splitting the black vote in Iowa.

Jeb Bush encountered a nasty heckler who shouted, "get out of the race, you're finished." And Jeb said, "please, Mother, sit down."