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The FBI probe will be limited in scope. Yeah -- just like the time Trump told Comey to east up on Michael Flynn.

The probe will focus on Kavanaugh's Georgetown Prep buddy, Mark Judge, and whether the two Catholic lads went to Confession on July 2, 1982.

How many brewskies are too many? Enough to provided you with this alibi: "Too busy throwing up on the day of the crime."

The probe will wind up in a week which gives the bomb disposal unit time to defuse Lindsay Graham.

 Kavanaugh received a five word message from Clarence Thomas: "Hang in. This shall pass."