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I asked God to help me to love Donald Trump and God said "that's funny -- his mother just asked for the same thing."

For the Democratic ticket in 2020, I proposed Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders. They have the combined experience of a redwood.

Biden and Sanders would be a perfectly balanced ticket. One would capture the old geezer vote and the other would draw the old farts.

Question: if a doctor can run the Department of Veterans Affairs, can an infantryman be Surgeon General?