In the words of one of Roy Moore's lawyers: "Oy Vey!"

There was Moore in defeat quoting the Bible. I thought he would have a meltdown like Frederick March in "Inherit the Wind".

Speaking of the Bible, if there is a recount guess who will be praying that Roy loses -- the Republicans.

Let's mix a batch of metaphors: Mr. Jones goes to Washington disguised as Little Red Riding Hood, walking through the swamp only to be accosted by the Big Bad Schumer.