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What is the Greek word for collusion? "Papadopoulos".

George Papadopoulos, former Trump guy, is charged with lying about meeting Putin's "cousin" who said she had "dirt" on Hillary. The top secret code name for the source of the dirt is "Fox".

Also indicted is Paul "Double Smirnoff" Manafort. When Paul was born the doctor said, "this baby looks guilty".

Lawyers are getting $1000 an hour for advising their clients to tell the biggest lie in Washington: "I welcome the opportunity to confront these charges."

Meanwhile, President Trump leaves Friday for a 12-day trip across Asia in search of Hillary-dirt in the Himalayas.