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Opening in Washington, DC! The Museum of the Bible, immaculately conceived by its creator, the arts and craft folks at Hobby Lobby.

I understand that Hobby Lobby's Ark of the Covenant is made of balsa wood and is impressive. As is the easy-to-assemble fireproof Burning Bush.

In this state-of-the-ark (sorry) museum there is a sign saying, "no animals were mistreated by Noah."

In the revised, updated text, Jesus feeds 5000 people with one fish fillet sandwich.

Let me say that when I read the Bible, I don't take Hobby Lobby literally.

Washington is getting cluttered with museums. The oldest is the US Congress, a wax museum which features a life-like Mitch McConnell.