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The president's trip is going well. Visiting five coutries, he now knows where those countries are.

Perfect timing. President Trump overseas, seeking forgiveness from the three major religions for his cruel budget back home.

In Jerusalem wearing his "Make America Great" yarmulke, he stood reverently at the Western Wall and prayed that no Mexicans would ever get past it.

With impressive insight, he revealed that "the Israeli's want peace and the Palestinians want peace." No need for further depth, the Nobel Prize awaits.