The Congressional Budget Office says that Trump-Care would leave 24 million people uninsured. Or, as the bill classifies them, collateral damage.

This puts the CBO on Trump's enemies list, along with Planned Parenthood, the media and -- oh yeah -- ISIS. In that order of priority.

I believe Kellyanne Conway when shes suggests that Obama spied on Trump through Trump's microwave oven. I also believe that Kellyanne hears voices from her own toaster.

And I further believe that Trump's tax returns were prepared by H&R Crock.