"Mr. Sessions, did you or any members of the Trump Administration have any communication with the Russians?"
"Absolutely, nyet!"

Conservatives who hate government should take heart -- there is none. The art of governance is replaced by an ongoing series of investigations, probes, suspicions and assorted rat-fornications, to use the intellectual term.

We don't know for certain if President Trump's wires were tapped, but we can conclude that a few of his marbles have turned up missing.

Attention! The coup is coming! Perhaps the Ides of March! (signed) "The Deep State" aka the Republican Party.