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General "Mad Dog" Mattis for Secretary of Defense. When I heard Mad Dog, I thought they had nominated Elizabeth Warren.

Ben Carson for HUD -- Head Unqualified Doctor.

Between the alt-right, Breitbart space cadets and insane rumors of child sex slaves, this city could use an exorcist.

January 20: Kim Jong Trump is sworn in on a copy of "The Art of The Deal" to be followed by his Inaugural Tweet.