New Trump hat slogan: "Make Goldman Sachs Great Again." 

Donald's initials are JFK -- Jobs for Kinfolk.

Patraeus for Secretary of State? Why not? Careless mishandling of classified material is practically a requirement of the job.

Mitt Romney and Trump dined together at Trump Tower. They had a quiet table in the groveling section.

Locking the empty barn door, House Democrats have formed the Blue Collar Caucus. Let's wish them a happy 2016.

Conflict of interest -- that's when President Trump asks his children: How's business?