President-elect-OMG! Trump's cabinet is shaping up nicely with Rice Crispy as Chief of Staff and Steve Bannon as Secretary of White Supremacy.

On the short list for Secretary of Venom is, of course, Rudy Giuliani.

When asked by Leslie Stahl if he would build a wall, Trump suggested that he might take up fencing.

In light of Trump's pledge to drain the swamp, Senator Chuck Schumer's new title will be: Protector of the Swamp.

Watch out for changes in the outmoded Ten Commandments. "Thou shalt not commit adultery" will be replaced with "Thou shalt not take your server home." (A far more serious sin.)