There will be much discussion about how Donald Trump tapped into something. So did Lincoln, but he never grabbed Mary Todd's pussy.

Sorry, that was crude, but I'm just trying to blend with the New America.

On the bright side, I believe president-elect Trump -- and I can't believe I'm writing these words -- will bring our country together. White Christians will join hands with white evangelicals and white Islamaphobes will be goose-stepping with anti-semite gun nuts.

Yes, the polls were wrong. Which is why FBI director Comey should start investigating the pollsters emails immediately.