Donald J Trump not only can't take a joke, he can't tell a joke.

There he was -- at a Catholic Charity banquet, an evening noted for light-hearted humor and jocularity and Donald's big one liner? "Hillary hates Catholics."

Whereupon, clerical catcalls and ecumenical booing ensued. He might as well have charged that the election of Pope Francis was rigged.

"You have reached Clinton campaign headquarters. If you wish to contribute to the Clinton campaign, press one. If you wish to contribute to the Clinton Foundation, press one."

The Clinton campaign, transparent and open 
Has nothing to hid
And when she wins, the Clinton Foundation
Will stop taking any more bribes.