Dueling bimbo eruptions. Is today a Donald bimbo eruption day or a Bill Clinton bimbo eruption day?

If it's Tuesday, it must be Paula Jones.

Anyone raising little boys will recognize the counter charges: "He started it."

Rip Van Winkle wakes up from a twenty year nap. He turns on the TV and sees Paula Jones and Kathleen Willey. Thinking he has slept only two hours, Rip goes back to sleep.

I miss the Cold War when the Democrats were called Russian sympathizers. Today, it's the Republican presidential candidate with campaign headquarters in the Kremlin.