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Donald Trump's tax returns are hidden somewhere. Let's call them his weapons of mass deductions.

The tax code allows Donald to write off his suits as a business expense because he owns a line of clothing. Which includes his supporters' brown shirts.

No, his supporters are not Nazis. I was just being sarcastic.

I guess the slaves in Bangladesh who make his caps don't pay taxes either.

Hey -- Trump doesn't really own slaves. Again, I was being sarcastic. On, second thought, maybe not.