No police convictions in Baltimore, so far. I guess this makes it official: Freddy Gray died of old age.

When the Brits threw tea into the harbor, you knew that a Declaration of Independence from Europe would be forthcoming.

The text for "give me liberty or give me death" is "Brexit". As their old song goes -- "We'll be jumping over the white cliffs of Dover".

However, the British version of "give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free: is "bug off".

If Trump wins, "bug off" will be the new inscription on the Statue of Liberty -- as her middle finger replaces her torch.