One thing you must assume
When you use the powder room in Carolina
If your gender you have transed
Have your birth ID in hand or they will fine ya.

If you're now a woman
The governor doesn't care.
He says, "now use the men's room
Nobody will bother you there."

The politicians found the time
To make the bathroom law's a crime, can you perceive it.
Down in old NC bring your proof of birth to pee
Would you believe it?

That state sure must be tranquil
And at peace through and through.
The cops must all look busy
So here's what they do:
Hang around the bathroom stalls
Just to see if you have balls
In Carolina!