"Do you Ted take Carly to be your lawfully wedded running mate until death in Cleveland do you part?"

"I do."

"And do you, Carly, take this hopeless underdog, Ted, even after speaking out against him for months and then doing a flip-flop when he took you in his arms and proposed?"

"I don't like the way you put it but yeah, I do."

"Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you conman and running mate. Ted, you may kiss the bride."

"Do I have to?"