And now there are three remaining Republican candidates: Trump, Cruz and the token human, John Kasich.

Do you hear what I hear? "Too many jobs are being outsourced to New Mexico."

"Hillary should have left Bill when he was carrying on with Monica Benghazi."

"I will build up the military. On Day One I will make the Pentagon an Octagon."

"My father was a bartender. When he first met my mother, he said 'you've had enough.'"

"Merrick Garland? What kind of name is that? Where is he from --- Mozambique?"