Donald Trump and Pope Francis walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Welcome your Holiness, what an honor!" Then, the bartender welcomes the pope.

As Trump insults and bullies his way, unscathed, toward the nomination, Hillary is under federal investigation. The issue is Teflon-equality.

In order to keep his momentum going, Trump must increase his insult rate. Remaining groups to be smeared include butterfly collectors, Girl Scouts, and nuns.

If President Obama nominates a republican to the Supreme Court, Mitch McConnell says, no way. If Obama nominated Jesus Christ, Mitch would say there are three Jews on the Court already.

Bulletin: Chris Christie endorses Trump. We're going to need a bigger clown car.