This I believe: the hurricanes in Texas are punishment for Texas electing Ted Cruz.

Every time a police officer refrains from using his weapon, the result is less paperwork and the department saves on tear gas.

The federal budget is like the menu in a fancy restaurant. If you have to ask how much an item costs, you can't afford it.

Many obese people who smoke are poor. Many thin non-smokers are wealthy. They spend their tax cuts on a spa.

Was there ever any doubt that Trump would eventually bring up Monica Lewinsky? What about the torrid affair that Trump is having with himself?