After Paris, Washington went into lockdown. That's when terrorists cause a shut down -- filling in for Ted Cruz.

Trump says he will bomb the shit out of ISIS. But that's not enough. His people are demanding F-bombs.

Trump would drive out the illegals with a "deportation force". Will the force have uniforms? I'm thinking brown shirts.

The Syrians are coming! The Syrians are coming! Drain the moat! We are the US Association of Governors and we approve this message.