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Having trouble processing current events? Let me help: We have a nuclear agreement with Iran in order to prevent Planned Parenthood from developing a bomb.

Inspired by Pope Francis, John Boehner may enter a monastery. On K Street. Or, he could take up a hobby as a Hobby Lobby lobbyist.

The day after meeting with President Obama, Vladimir Putin ordered surprise bombing of the wrong target in Syria. Obama's next book: "The Audacity of Rope-a-Dope".

Russia's sneak attack brings to mind when Japanese officials were talking peace with Franklin D Roosevelt while the bombing of Pearl Harbor was taking place. Is Obama Roosevelt? Other than being handicapped, the similarity ends there.