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Will this bashing of the president never cease? I'm talking about President Warren G. Harding.

Alleged DNA Tests allegedly conclude that Warren G. Harding allegedly fathered an alleged child with his alleged mistress, Nan Britton.

Preposterous. It is a matter of record that Harding was preoccupied with building his legacy: To rank 44th in a field of 44 presidents.

The descendants of the child are pleased with the DNA results. The descendants of Harding, a republican, may demand an investigation by the Senate Historical Love Child Subcommittee.

This scandal is certain to be an issue in the 2015 presidential campaign probably because Harding was from the all-important state of Ohio, whose official state motto is: "He did not have sex with that woman."