In 2016 he's a threat to the Queen
You know who I mean -- yes, it's Bernie.
He'd take from the rich as he promised he would
Vote for Robin Hood -- that's our Bernie.

Young people flock to Bernie
Not for his message or his lefty tone.
No - they just love Bernie
'Cause he's the coolest Grandpa they have ever known.

About his share the wealth scheme
Don't call him Marxist, that's mean.
In Vermont he's mainstream, centrist Bernie.

And miracles still happen
When Bernie is sworn in Election Day
After 44 Gentiles, it's time to make way for Bernie.