Let me just cut to the quick.  In November the voters may pick a man we are told is brave and bold.  Now we learn that he has a big stick.

Joe Biden, tha Delaware Mick.  Makes a fool of himself with his shtick.

Lest a word be abused, let us not be confused, with Nixon, AKA Tricky Dick.

Sign in Tiffany's window:  "Welcome back Newt and Callista."