Today's word, boys and girls is "Benghazi". It is a Libyan word meaning, "dump Hillary".
Rising up from his undisclosed, secure dung heap, Dick Cheny calls for subpoening Hillary. Once you start one unnecessary war -- it's hard to stop.
Down in the War Room, Benghazi is referred to by its top secret code name: Operation 2016.
Let me be the first to reort that Mark Sanford is splitting up with his Argentinian mistress. He left her a note, saying, "I don't need you anymore."
Funny how Sanford's election turned out. The Bible says thou shalt not commit adultery. South Carolina says, "oh, go ahead -- it wouldn't hurt".